Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard,
To give her poor dog a cracker;
When she came there,
The cupboard was bare,
And none of her people would back her.

She rode on her Harley
To sound the alarm;
When she came back
Her rant was still warm!

She posted a YouTube
To challenge the masses;
When she came back
They had covered their asses.

Heroes Train

Yanks and a Limey tanned his hide
( Jihadi devil personified).
The crew withdrew to their Maginot line.
His trigger jammed (an act divine)
Delayed, for now, were Allah’s charms.
the plan witheld by allied arms!
The train from Amsterdam to Paris
saved from death. (Let none embarrass
weak civilians in this war
before it travels to our shore…)
They trussed him like Moroccan leather,
saved some Euro-lives together.

Bless their triumph, Lord of Truth
(insh’allah  – and an eye for a tooth).