Al Bandura, Ph.D,
Drove to town so he could see
If society embraced
Guided life-change (science-based).
As he floored it toward the town,
He struck an inefficient clown.
Doctor A. Bandura glowered:
You’re not funny, nor empowered—
Get self-aware. Then, talking faster
He offered attainable steps to mastery.
You don’t seem too self-efficacious,
Albert added, now loquacious.
Doctor Al set new objectives:
Made that dead clown self-aware,
Then auto-directed right out of there.