Al Bandura, Ph.D,
Drove to town so he could see
if society embraced
guided life-change (science-based).
As he floored it toward the town,
he struck an inefficient clown.
Doctor A. Bandura glowered:
“You’re not funny, nor empowered –
get self-aware”. Then, talking faster,
he offered attainable steps to mastery.
“You don’t seem too self-efficacious,”
Albert added, now loquacious.
Doctor Al set new objectives:
made that dead clown self-aware,
then auto-directed right out of there.