Maple Leaf Limericks

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You’re progressive; and so you must denigrate
our triumphant victorious candidate.
Yes, you shot off your mouth.
Now you’re trapped to the south
of the land where you promised to emigrate.

Before your resolve starts to stall
you must heed the Canadian call.
Pack your bags and go forth
to your home in the North.
(or climb over that Mexican wall).

It’s the END ! Now the Right will resurge,
and a new coalition emerge.
A Canadian rental
might help with your mental
well-being. We’ll play you a dirge.

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