Reflections Upon the Deplorability of Those Who Vote for the Unelectable

The adversaries were demonized—as they should be.

It was not difficult; they facilitated that part greatly…
and they were resoundingly defeated.

What a relief. Our Bigot-in-Chief is installed. We can now openly flaunt our misogyny, inflict our biologically-given gender on our peers, force blameless illegals further into the shadows, cruelly oppress all ethnicities save Anglo-Saxon, in order to become vulgar, tasteless capitalists who build personal empires to Greed on the backs of exploited proletarians. We can now breathe more easily, liberated from the need to love our neighbor, set free from foolish notions such as “Social Justice”, “Hope”, and “Change”.

After our estranged compatriots have all emigrated to Canada (or Somalia—or wherever) we who remain, true citizens united in ignorance and hateful xenophobia, shall labor together to rebuild a new Fatherland where men are men and women know their place: barefoot, shamefaced, and pregnant—as Almighty GOD ordains.

It has been humbling, inspiring, and empowering to be one very small cog in a massive celestial gearwork, one mini-byte in the macro-megasystem, one vote in a rigged empire, yes: One Tiny Part of a VAST RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY !

HAIL DONALD TRUMP.
LET THE THOUSAND YEAR REIGN OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY BEGIN.
O FATHER, LORD, AND PRESIDENT, WE AWAIT THY COMMANDMENT.

One comment on “Reflections Upon the Deplorability of Those Who Vote for the Unelectable

  1. LOL! Well said. You forgot about killing puppies. I’m not even sure what that means, but apparently we do it.

    Also, I think it’s a “mini-byte in the macro-megasystem:” of various micro-aggressions. I don’t know what a micro-aggression is either, but it’s bad.

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