TRiUMPhant Limericks


By your witch we’re considered deplorable;
but we love our new king. He’s adorable.
We have learned, from your spite,
that your souls are not right
and your media truly ignorable.

Your Facebook posts, laced with profanity
reveal minds on the verge of insanity.
You got trumped—while we toast
what you suffer the most:
unforeseen presidential calamity.



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