Objectives up in Smoke

OBJECTIVE:
blow smoke rings  with 85 % ringiness (allowing for 10% error margin)

TIMELINE:    whenever…

RESOURCES REQUIRED:
fine English tobacco, pipe, matches, tamper, gloriously still moment in time

MEASURABLE  ACTION STEPS:
smoke pipe, then smoke some more later on.

REPORT TO:    supervisor
    (The Lord in His ineffable Splendor and Majesty; The Father, Son & Holy Spirit)


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5 comments on “Objectives up in Smoke

  1. colonialist says:

    I did smoke a pipe, once, but the whole rigmarole of it was too time-consuming. I never have got the smoke-ring thing right …

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Lawrence, His Mark: X says:

    I love me my Peterson’s pipe!

    Liked by 1 person

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