Objective: No Objectives

 

This objective will not be accomplished
through a series of planned action-steps.
This outcome will not be a result
of selectively modifying best practices.
Results-based analysis will not help you.
This objective cannot be achieved
through collaboration with peers
or self-reflecting on past strategies.
There will be no PowerPoint, Prezi, or any other slide show
to unpack this metric.
The new paradigm is an old dead joke.
Outcomes are irrelevant to this objective.

This objective laughs at you
as it explodes in your data-driven bureaucratic face.
Go to hell and take this benchmark with you,
you piece of administrative irrelevance.
There are no more attainable objectives.
SEEK GOD and LIVE.

Prisoners-of-Sun-inca-dream

IMAGE CREDIT: Hergé, The Seven Crystal Balls

 

The useless Haiku:
silly Japanese verse form.
Formula for dull.
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One comment on “Objective: No Objectives

  1. Lawrence says:

    Perfect!

    Like

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