DJ as List-Poet

This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster democrat voting Native-American-Indo-Chinese socialist anarchist hybrid illegal alien agnostic-atheist Germanic social engineering major dropout who only vapes fair-trade organic non-GMO decaffeinated French-pressed compressed and hydrated extra-skim grass-fed only protein soy breastmilk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit hot yoga five times a week. And frankly, since I am also a non-binary tri-gender genderqueer male feminist and I identify as a proponent to legalize cannabis and a Rastafarian, pansexual, genderfluid, Apache helicopter beta mutt of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper-death who’s adamant about polygamous polyamorous relationships with a pure-bred alpha chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico to let Love trump the Hate and get a job 3-D printing pink pussy hats all day. My dog also walks me to the local skate park and doggy-styles me, while my gender- neutral photographer neighbor takes pictures and sells them on the dark web Antifa site and if you find that weird you’re an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globophobic bloodthirsty bacon-loving gun-toting cis-gender pan-sexual patriarchal incestuous sexist racist white-privileged misogynistic populist biased objectified white-privileged anti-communist Nazi indoor tanning Cheetos cheese-puff-loving republican.


ALL CREDIT to the Poet: DJ

Poetry Quiz


☺Poetry IS:

A) verbal catharsis in written form

B) finely-crafted phrases

C) pure language springing from the subconscious

D) structured rhythmic speech in writing

E) none of the above


☹ Poetry IS NOT:

A) cryptic academic twaddle

B) lame attempts at rhyming

C) lyrical diarrhea

D) identity politics in print form

E) all of the above


☻ Poetry is taught in school:

A) to inoculate students against ever liking it

B) to maintain the patriarchal status quo

C) to open minds to broader vistas of uselessness

D) as a superficial substitute for religious experience

E) to sell more textbooks


TRUE or FALSE   (circle one):

A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in pictures of silver.

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